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The Funeral

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his
coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red
roses.
When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their
good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the
heart closed again.
It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by
his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked:

"Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a
gynaecologist..........."