[bliss]

Married sex is doggie style at my place. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

My wife like to talk a lot during sex.. why just last week she called me from the hotel.

After 24 years of marriage we mostly had hallway sex. We would pass each other in the hallway and say #$%$".

My ex-wife always closed her eyes during sex - she couldn't stand to see me having a good time.

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.

Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."