[Stan Brown]

GETTING SOCIAL SECURITY


A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for
social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the
counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers
license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he
had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left
his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and comeback later".
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt
revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on
your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his social
security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience at the social security office.
To this the wife says, "You should have dropped your pants,
you might have gotten disability too."