[petrolhead]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a Scotch and Coke, the bartender reaches under the table and places a apple in front of him, "WTF I ordered a Scotch & Coke", the bartender encourages him to try it, he takes a bite and is amazed that it tastes like Scotch, now the bartender tells him to turn it around, he turns it around takes a bite and he is even more amazed that it tastes like Coke, then another patron walks in and orders a Gin & Tonic, the barman puts an apple in front of him and before he can comment the first patron tells him to just try it, he takes a bite and it tastes like Gin the bartender tells him to turn it around, he does and takes a bite, wow it tastes like tonic, then a midget walks in the bar, the barman asks him "what will it be" the midget says "I'm not sure yet then the first patron tells the midget that the barman "has apples with any flavour, "any flavour" says the miget "yes" say the first & second customers", so the miget asks for "a apple that tastes like poosy", the barman reaches under the bar and puts a apple in front of him, the midget takes a huge bite almost chokes and then spits it across the room screaming"THAT TASTS LIKE SHYTE" the barman looks at him and says "turn it around.....