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Woman goes to the Doctors and says "I'm getting too much discharge" .
Doctor says "Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed" . He puts on his
latex gloves and applies 3 fingers into her vagina .
"How does that feel?" he asks .
"lovely" she replies "But the discharge is in my ear !"


The police came to my front door last night, holding a picture of my Wife
. They said "Is this your Wife Sir?" Shocked, I answered "Yes!" . They
said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident" . I said "I
know but she has a lovely personality !"


Man walks into WH Smith and says "Do you have the new self-help book for
men with really small dicks?
Girl says "I dont think its in yet"
He replies "Yeah, thats the one !!"