My mother-in-law has been moaning for two days about me not fixing the broken step that leads to the basement. I should probably go down there and check on her; she sounds like she's in a lot of pain.
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Q: Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don't?
A: The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
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In Birmingham, a fire destroyed a multi storey block of flats. A Indian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.
An Islamic group of seven Pakistani benefit cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they too all perished in the fire.
Six Bangladeshi ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they too died.
Four Eastern European families in the 2 flats on the 4th floor also perished.
One white couple lived on the top floor. They survived.
Relatives of the deceased and local do-gooders were furious. They quickly demanded a meeting with the Council and a senior fire officer.
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Asians, Muslims, Pakistanis Bangladeshis East Europeans all died in the fire and only the white couple survived.
The Fire Officer quietly replied, "They were both at work."
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