Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come
work.'
The boss says, ' I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go
to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and
I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel
great! I be at work soon...you got nice house.'
