A 97 year old man goes into his doctor's office and says, "Doc,
I want my sex drive lowered."
"Sir", replied the doctor, "You're 97. Don't you think your sex
drive is all in your head?"
"You're darn right it is!" replied the old man. "That's why I
want it lowered!"
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While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David and his wife listened to the instructor declare,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man,
"Can you tell me your wife's favorite flower?"
David leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered...
"Pillsbury All-purpose, isn't it?"