[bliss]

There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a well-dressed young man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said: "Beats the hell out of me! Nobody ever let me in before."