[bliss]

My grandma.....

"I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."

Thinking I was about to be rich I said, "Oh my Granny, you are SO generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"

With her last breath, my grandmother whispered, "Facebook."
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My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my johnson.
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I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform, but she says she doesn't like it. She says that it makes her sleepy and makes her ass sore.
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