Any auto parts store should be able to do that, but you will need to remove the battery and take it in. Sears comes to mind, you might be able to take it to their shop installed for a free test.
How many cells are bubbling fluid out?
Does the battery acid appera clear or brown?
I'm thinking an internal short in the battery.
Rule #1 in comedy, if you need to explain the joke it's not funny.... forget the blinker fluid thing.
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