A wife gets home after her annual physical exam and was passing her husband, who was watching baseball in his recliner. Without looking up he asks, “How’d your exam go?”
She stops and says, “Just fine. The doctor said I’m in great shape for my age. In fact, he said I have the breasts of a 20 year old.”
The husband smirks and replies, “What did the doctor say about your 40 year old ass?”
She thinks for a moment and says, “Uh, your name never came up.”
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