[bliss]

On my way to work this morning, I noticed the man driving next to me was texting whilst driving.

Knowing how dangerous that can be, I promptly rolled down my window and threw my beer at him.
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I was installing a light in the Attic today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the poop out of my girlfriend.


I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.
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Gods don't kill people.

People with Gods kill people.