[letsboogie351]

A West AustralianTourist visiting **New Zealand** for the first time hired a
car to travel to both ****North & South** ** Islands****.
On his way to the south Island he observed a bloke in a paddock having sex
with a sheep.
The tourist was horrified to think this unacceptable behaviour could occur
in this educated country.
He was so disgusted he stopped at the nearby pub to sooth his nerves.
Whilst at the bar he noticed a chap with one leg at the end of the bar
discreetly wanking himself.
The tourist was disgusted & said to the barmaid, "What the hell is going on
over here, I've only been here for a couple hours & I've seen a bloke
screwing a sheep in the paddock & now this one legged bloke at the end of
the bar wanking himself off".
The barmaid replied, "Fair go mate, be reasonable - you can't expect a man
with only one leg to catch a sheep".