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An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk rocker gets on. The punk rocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings.
When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says, "What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?"
The old guy says in reply "Yeah. One time I screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."
A man goes to the market to buy a rooster, a hen and a drake
He leaves the market carrying thr rooster under his left arm, the drake under his right arm and the hen in both hands in front of him. He slips and falls and the animals escape. He calls to a woman across the street "quick, grab my cock pullet and duck".
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