[chopper]

A blonde is hiking up through the woods when she comes to a stream. It's not too widebut she doesn't want to get her new hiking boots wet, so she walks upstream, hoping to find a bridge across the water. After a short walk, she spies another blonde standing on the far bank. She calls across the stream and asks "How do I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up and down the stream and answers "You already ARE on the other side."