[Trans-Am Jim]

A couple had been married for 20 years, but every time they had sex the husband insisted on turning out the lights. Eventually the wife decides this is stupid. So, one night while they were in the middle of the act, she turned on the table lamp. She looked down at her husband and was horrified to see he was doing her with a large dildo.

‘You impotent son of a b---h,’ she screamed, ‘how the f--k could you lie to me all these years? Explain yourself and it better be good.’

He looked her straight in the eyes and said, ‘I’ll explain the dildo if you explain the kids.’