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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
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Yo dude!

I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When
she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she
took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole new bracket?

Your bud.
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