We had a power outage at our home last night. So, instead of a night of TV, the wife and I spent the time chatting. It was a real eye opener - I'm off to buy a back-up generator today.
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I was at a party on Saturday night, the DJ played 'Sit Down' by James and everybody sat down.
Then he played 'Jump Around' so we all jumped around the dance floor. Next he played 'Come on Eileen' and I got thrown out of the party.
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I knew I had the wrong marriage counselor when I saw her latest book: "Women Are From Venus, Men Are Lyin' Bastards"
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I was perfectly happy in Mississippi,
Then Mr. Isippi came back early from a business trip.
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