What women believe...
Women believe if a pet cat strays... it's because of a
lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a pet dog strays... it's because of a
lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a woman strays... it's because of a
lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a man strays... it's because men are
scum.
A man brings his best buddy back home for dinner. His wife screams at him, "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him around for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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