[Legless]

The Ultimate In Suicide Counselling

A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled, "If you're about to kill yourself, how about a root before you go?"
The woman was angry and said, "No! F*ck off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said, "No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."