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I guess if you have a "real," gen-u-ine, Shelby-branded continuation Cobra, built before May 10, 2012, whether by Kirkham or Hi-Tech Automotive, don't forget (spittle flying as you work up a good lather) to educate everyone you can on the fact that it was built back when Shel' himself was at the reins, not like now when it's just another faceless corporation. Then, lean in close and intimate like so they can smell the hoagie you had for lunch and tell them quietly, as if it's just between a couple of car-guys in the know (not like those "civilians" wandering around), that the Old Man was rumored to have put a wrench to each car just to make sure it had a little piece of him and his legacy. And you just have to inform your rube (ahem... I mean "civilian") "Why, don'tcha know, he even sneezed or coughed on them every now and again." And how, "those cars, lucky b*st*rds, have his honest-to-goodness DNA right on them and are just about sure to be collectors items or, at the very least, to be the ones that everybody wants (so long as the owners never wash them... they have make sure they only wipe them with a chamois occasionally as authorized in 'the bible')."
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