[Hotfingrs]

Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar but didn't have a
> lighter so he asked Ole for a light.
>
> "Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and reached into his
tackle
> box and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
>
> Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat monster??
>
> "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."
>
> "You haff a genie?" Sven asked.
>
> "Ya, sure, he's right here in my tackle box," said Ole.
>
> "Could I see him?"
>
> Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie. His friend says "Hey
dere!
> I'm a good friend of your master.Vill you grant me vun vish?"
>
> "Yes I will," the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks and the
> genie hops back into the tackle box and leaves him standing there waiting
> for his million bucks.
>
> Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying
> overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not
> Ducks!"
>
> Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do
yew
> really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?
>