One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last night."
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A couple of college students met in a night club one night and danced the night away. They hit it off pretty well, and soon the guy suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity.
Well, it wasn’t long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As they were making love though, the guy noticed something strange. The girl’s toes would curl up during every lovemaking session.
When they were done, they lay back on the bed and relaxed against the pillows. Finally, our fellow, being impressed with himself, said, “I must have been pretty good tonight. I noticed your toes curling up every time we made love.”
The girl looked at him and smiled. “Well, that usually happens when someone forgets to remove my pantyhose.”
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Meanwhile, in Nigeria....
