Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto ...
...and parked themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined
side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers on draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday
yet, boys"?
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England
every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim
agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John.
"Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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