[bliss]

The Interviewer said, “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”

Bubba thought for a while and said, “My choice is one really difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!” said the interviewer.

Here is your question: “What comes first, day or night?”

Bubba was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the correctness of the answer to that one question. He thought for a while and said, “It’s day, sir!”

“And how do you know that?” the interviewer
asked.

“Sorry sir, but you said you would only ask me one difficult question!”

Moral: Technical skill is the mastery of complexity, while creativity is the mastery of simplicity.
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Paddy goes into a Florist shop and says, "I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend".

The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're after?"

"Sex", replied Paddy.
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