[Hotfingrs]

Drawbacks to working in a cubicle

1) Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the
darn box all day!

2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first
seeing who is behind me.

3) Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from
any kind of gun fire.

4) That nagging feeling that if I just press the right
button, I will get a piece of cheese.

5) Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6) My walls are too close together for my hammock to work
right.

7) Women: Darned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip
without comment. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you
take your pants off.

8) 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

9) Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

10) When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts
thrown at me.

11) Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.


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