[Dave Samson]

There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one
night. The first one says, "What a day I had today. The guy
wasn't wearing his seatbelt and his head flew into the
windshield. Took me all day to make the face look natural."

Not to be outdone, the second mortician says, "You think
that's bad? I had this guy in who got hit by a train while he
was riding his bike. Took me TWO days to put all the pieces
back together!"

The third mortician just shook his head. "You guys have it
easy," he said. "I had this female parachutist whose chute
didn't open. She landed on a flagpole and it took me all week
just to wipe the smile off her face!"