[Gordon Claunch]

The Brothel
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> The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
> slick looking,well-dressed, just past middle-age
> gentleman.
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> "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
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> "I want to see Natalie," the old man replied.
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> "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies,
> perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie".
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> Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man
> that she charges $1000.00 per visit. Without blinking, the
> man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The
> two went up to a room for an hour,whereupon the man calmly left.
> The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
> explained that is was very rare for anyone to come back two nights
> in a row and that there were no discounts....it was
> still $1000.00 a visit.
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> Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an
> hour later, he left.
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> When he showed up the third consecutive night, no
> one could believe it.
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> Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room
> they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned
> the man: "No one has ever used my services three
> nights in a row.
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> Where are you from?"
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> The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia".
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> "Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives
> there".
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> "Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died
> and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you
> your $3,000.00 inheritance".
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> MORAL:
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> Some things in life are certain:
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> Death
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> Taxes
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> Being screwed by an attorney
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