[Dave Samson]

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty
advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
"I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do
at the dinner table."

Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled
hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?"
he asked, with a hint of a smile.

"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."

"Very good, darling," the husband whispered.
"Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pu$$y".