[EarlsflyinCobra]

A couple of tough looking
policemen were patrolling when
they saw a girl about to jump off
a bridge so they stopped to
investigate.
The Sergeant, a big burly man,
gets out of the patrol car and
says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she
says.
While he did not want to appear
insensitive, he didn't want to miss
an opportunity he asked "Well,
before you jump, why don't you
give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long,
deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the policeman
says, "Wow! That was the best
Kiss I have ever had! That's a real
talent you are wasting. You could
make someone a great wife!
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me
dressing up like a girl......"