[CobraDan]

** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? **

** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? **

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? **

** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? **

** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? **

** Why is a boxing ring square? **

** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? **

** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? **

** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? **

** Wh! y ! is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio? **

** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons? **

** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? **

** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? **

** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? **

** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? **

** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? **

** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? **

** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that
little indestructible black box is? **

** Can fat peopl! e ! go skinny-dipping? **

** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive? **