Thread: Jokes
View Single Post
  #3234 (permalink)  
Old 08-21-2013, 05:39 PM
CobraEd's Avatar
CobraEd CobraEd is offline
CC Member
Visit my Photo Gallery

 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Northern VA, VA
Cobra Make, Engine: Classic Roadsters
Posts: 2,765
Not Ranked     
Default "The Bug"

A man and his nine year old daughter were driving along on the interstate in their pickup truck. In front of them, driving in their car was a husband and wife having a huge fight about the mans constant infidelity.

The wife becomes so enraged that she reaches over and cuts off her husbands penis and throws it out the window. It flies through the air and lands on the windshield of the pickup truck with the man and his daughter inside. It sticks on the windshield for a moment and then flies off.

The girl looks at her father and says "daddy, what was that?" The man, not wanting to say anything wrong to his little nine year old daughter says "oh honey, that was just a bug"

The girl has a perplexed look on her face and after a moment or two of thinking says "Wow!!! . . . that bug had a huge dick!!!!"



.
__________________
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT GOOD GAS MILEAGE
________
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
________
Reply With Quote