[Chad Johnson]

It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to
know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for
a living.

The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

It was then little Johnny's turn and he said "My name is Johnny and my
father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school yard,
the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true
that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

Little Johnny blushed and said, "Nah, he's really an auditor for Arthur
Andersen but I was just too embarrassed to say so."