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Old 09-01-2013, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Gordon Claunch View Post
TChrist, Thats exactly how I saw it being from the Central Valley in California, there is a Train Wreck heading our way that will cost billions, thats just the way I saw it. I miss the jokes also, God I hate politcal correctness!!
I like the way to think, Gordon.

You know, gathering stuff that's actually at least potentially humorous is not a easy task each day - although I continue to do it and post to other sites (simply because I need to laugh each day). This site has become very restrictive for some reason - that's fine but it's not a good thing when 'humor' is involved. It's not like it was adult humor, just a little take on what we, in CA, may face down the road, financially and perhaps even literally if this disaster gets built.

Anyway, I ran across the following - thought about this site for some more than passingly strange reason...
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Attempting to Set A New Password:


Website: Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one.

User: Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

Website: No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.

User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

Website: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire
every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: OK, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: OK, pretty roses

Website: No good, you must use at least one number.

User: OK, 1 pretty rose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

User: OK, 1prettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1f'ckingprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

User: OK, 1F'CKINGprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: OK, 1F'ckingprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1F'CKINGprettyroseshovedupyour@ssifyoudon'tgivemea ccessrightf'ckingnow

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.
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