[letsboogie351]

When I came home from golfing today, the wife had left a note on the fridge:

It's not working, gone to stay with my Mother.

I can't take it anymore .

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold.

What the hell is she talking about?


Condoms don't guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband!
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