[CobraDan]

One day in the Garden of Eden while Adam was away, Eve became really horny.
As she was not expecting Adam back for a while, she decided to go off and look for some fun.
Walking along, she spotted a dinosaur, grabbed it, and copulated with it till it died.
Still not satisfied, she came across some monkeys playing in the trees.
She tried to grab them, but all she could get were handfuls of their hair.
She continued on and came to a stream. She reached in and pulled at the biggest fish she could find and, using it like a dildo, copulated herself until she was satisfied.
This has taught science many things.
We now know why the dinosaurs became extinct.
We also know why monkeys have no hair on their a$$.
But to this day we still don't know how fish used to smell.