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A man woke up one morning to find his wife packing her
bags. "Where the heck are you going?" demanded the husband.
The wife replied, "You know all this free sex I've been
giving you all these years? Well I just found out I can
get $200 a shot for it out in Las Vegas."
With that the husband jumped out of bed and began packing
HIS bags, too.
"Where do you think you're going?" demanded the wife.
"I want to see how you can live on $400 a year!"
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Cheers,Dave
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