One Friday, MR. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix.
He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her TootsieRoll and made him want to Eatmore. This is Wonderbar, he let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway, she screamed "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's.
Miss Hersey said you are even better then the Three Muskateers, to which Mr. Goodbar replied "When you're this big they call you MR." Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.
Turk, I don't know if the "Big Turk" is referring to you, I am just forwarding the story.
From "Pyro's Joke Emporium"
Bran
