[Dave Samson]

A newlywed couple and their families were in court. The judge
was questioning the best man about the fight which broke out
at the wedding reception a few weeks earlier.

"Your Honor, we were having a wonderful time. Everyone was
dancing and celebrating. As you know,... it's traditional
for the best man to have a dance with the bride. And that's
exactly what I was doing when the fight broke out. After
our first dance, the music continued, so I danced with her
during the second song. After that, the music STILL continued,
so I danced with her during the third song. That's when the
groom jumped over the tables and gave the bride a powerful
kick in the crotch and a couple of punches to her breasts."

"Wow, that must've been very painful." said the judge.

"You bet it was painful!" replied the best man. "It broke
six of my fingers and gave me a fat lip!"