[CobraDan]

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,

"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again". If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped
to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping said, "If
I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage
I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given
him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos
so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

.........are you ready for it.........

........are you sure your ready for it?.......

.......are you positive your ready for it ?........

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."