[CobraDan]

Two men in their 80's are talking in the park. The first one looks at his watch and says, "I must go now, it's time to meet my wife for sex."

The other man says, "We're in our 80's now -- how do you still manage to get it hard?"

"By eating a lot of Rye bread," comes the reply. "That makes it hard as a rock."

The man has to try it and goes to the bakery. He asks the girl for ten loaves of rye bread. The girl asks if it's for a party and he replies, "No, it's all for me."

The girl says, "All for you, it's going to get hard!"

The man replies, "Why does everybody know about it, but me??"