[Dave Samson]

4 worms were placed into 4 separate jars. The first worm was
put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar
of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The last worm was put into a jar of soil.

After 24 Hours:
First worm.... Dead
Second worm... Dead
Third worm.... Dead
Fourth worm... Alive

What can we learn from this???

As long as you drink, smoke, and screw,... you won't get worms!