WELL we've covered politics, and now religion has just raised its fugly head, so now its got to time for SEX !
I'll start this with.......
' Did you hear about the bloke who stepped into the lift & stood beside the stunningly attractive lady ?'
Lift doors closed and after a bit he turns to her & says " Can I smell your Fanny?"
She gives him the once over & slaps his face as hard as she can (apparently he's not her type !! LOL)
' I'll take that for a no then. It must be you feet!'
