[Donunder]

Yes Craig, the old boy still has both his legs.

In the photo he's in the process of stepping down off the nose cone of the ride-on mower in the background that he was using as a step ladder, and his other leg is obscured. Trouble is, someone's moved the milk crate and he's about to face-plant that lump of wood in the cockpit that we've all come to know and love.