[Lexluther]

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok
today, I relly sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say
and I feel great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house'.