OVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER
OIL
A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!