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Originally Posted by Jamo
Top Gear had an episode with Jeremy doing that in an Irish sewer system with some little car.
Bliss, while I certainly appreciate the beauty, let's make that pic the exception rather than the rule. Got some puritans worried about kids coming to the Lounge on a Cobra site (rather than cleaning their rooms or playing R-rated games on the electronic device I guess). Next thing you know it'll be Fred's jiggles and my butt being called into question...and that I'll take personal. Your help in that regard would be appreciated.
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Given that you are the likable moderator here, of course I'll help out. Would pictures of guys be OK?
Anyway...
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
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I hope this one is OK - sort of a public service message....