Someone composed this nice mantra a few years ago and offered up T-Shirts for sale. It's a PIA to coordinate all that so he turned it over to me and we did a run. It was a PIA then as well. So I stumbled on this service called Teespring that handles the whole process with your design and figured why not offer it up again.
The way it works is you order up however many sizes and styles you want and when the number of orders reaches 65 then everything is produced and shipped. If there are not enough orders to reach 65 then no one is charged and the "campaign" is abandoned.
The "campaign" is for 2 weeks, so if you want one get your order in.
Here's the link:
COBRA - Not for everyone. | Teespring
Here's the design:
If it goes well we can expand it and offer some other shirts etc.
As requested, the back now reads "GET IN, SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND HANG ON."