[CobraDan]

A lady in her late 40s went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The
doctor told her of a new procedure called, "The Knob." This small knob is
planted
on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to
produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever. Of course, the woman
wanted
"The Knob."

Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems.
"All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn
the
knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But now I've
developed
two annoying problems. First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my
eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your
breasts."

She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."